People who wear straw hats do so to let it be known 'all the fucks they give', If one was to add up all those fucks; the total fucks given would be zero.
The wearing of the straw hat is a statement to a judgemental world. That statement is 'Look at all the fucks I give'.
If the wearer is worthy, it can be said the straw hat is wearing him/her
Person 1,”Look at that guy wearing a straw hat; he clearly gives no fucks.”
Person 2, “Noman, he's one of the chosen few; the straw hat is wearing him”