Ignore the previous definition of this place by me. I got
bored and randomly pinpointed a place in
Scotland to make
fun of. I've never even been haha. I also made
fun of two of my good friends from there, which was
stupid. So anyhoo, here's the lovely
truth about this grand wee town....
Strathaven is located down in South Lanarkshire,
Scotland, just 23 miles from big bad Glasgow. It's got a bulky population of about 7,700 and was given the Royal Charter (Makes the town a special place) in 1450. It was a very popular place for industries, until Glasgow had to be as big and annoying as it is now and steal the business. But the wee Strathavenites carried on with their business. Even the Romans used this wee place as a market town before they got scared off by us wonderful (I mean barbaric) Scots. The town prospered in the 18th century and is still on the map surviving compared to other 'dying' Scottish towns being overrun with underage alcoholics and reprobates. It's a very nice place to live according to people I know and that some famous people from
history have resided there (Probably all anonymous to everyone outside
Scotland). But I suggest everyone go take a visit to this supposedly lovely burgh, but do try and avoid ugly East Kilbride on the way there! Unless you want to break your face whilst ice skating and firecrackers launched at you outside of Argos, but that's a different matter! Also, those two friends are amazing and I love them both.
Person 1 - Hey dude, want to head Strathaven?
Person 2 - Sure! I don't want to
break my face!
Person 3 - Hey, we should head to Strathaven later
Person 4 - You're right, that place has a lot going for it
Person 5 - STRATHAVEN IS AWESOME! BRING ON THAT
AWESOMENESS! FEEL THAT
AWESOMENESS!
Person 6 - ...
