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Having teeth of a neon white colour, bright enough so as to blind one if one were to stare too long. Stratford teeth are commonly caused by living in Stratford, Ontario and consuming the fluoride-spiked water.
Dominic lived so long in stratford that his teeth became a thermonuclear weapon. Thus, he had Stratford teeth.
by Sexorz August 15, 2006

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