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fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.
Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
by Jedathon March 14, 2011

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