Straussed

When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.

18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"

Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"

Straussed by baloola June 19, 2014

straussed

"getting a nut" from an incoherent passed out chick.
getting a nut = getting laid.

"The girl had five shots of everclear and got Straussed in the alley."

"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"

straussed by 9B October 30, 2007

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest by DL14097 October 11, 2019

Stressed but Blessed 

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.

I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed

Stressed but Blessed by novasmack September 9, 2010

strossed 

A state of utter destruction that results from a verbal or physical altercation with a Stross

Similar to: owned, wrecked, powned, shutdown, destroyed, obliterated

Sam: "the relation between interest rates and the exchange rate is inverse"
Ben: "you mean linear?"
Class: "get strossed"

strossed by eco123 August 4, 2019

stressed depressed lemon zest 

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

stressed depressed lemon zest by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

stressed off 

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)

I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.

stressed off by Ms. Moka August 3, 2007