1. a male who gets a girlfriend and falls off the face of the earth, only to resurface when he is calling someone else a bitch for not attending the one event per year that he has decided to go to. and really, the list goes on....
2. to co-exist consistently with a couch and television.
Is (he who shall remain nameless) coming out tonight?
Yeah, he said he was, but he is full strap-on mode. fucking strappy.