His pal: Yeah she's even better in bed!!
Straitlaced chic: Shut the fuk up or your balls are gonners!!
Straitlaced mans gal:Woo WOO I love dancing on the bar.. Tee Hee all the men love looking at me!!
Her pal: Yeah this is fun WOOO HOOO
Straitlaced Man: Get the hell off the bar!! Are you my chic or some damned barsexuals!!