strains the mind

Confusing. Perplexing.

Something that takes great effort to figure out.
Stated on the final episode of Firefly by a bounty hunter when asked how he managed to get into the ship.

Kaley: What--how..(trying to understand how this is possible).
Erley: Strains the mind a bit don't it?

strains the mind by vordmeister1001 January 22, 2011

sam'strains 

Sam'sTrains is a YouTuber who does model railway videos, including reviews, running sessions, fixing up model trains... You name it.

He's a handsome young man with a strong passion towards model trains and video making. He uploads regularly and loves engaging with his viewers.

He's currently living in Derbyshire with his happy family, his girlfriend Chloe comes to keep him company.

A new Sam'sTrains model train review is out, drop everything and watch ASAP!

sam'strains by urbandict4472 September 10, 2023

Strainal 

when a man is able penetrate a woman's anus before any other penetration has been achieved.

strainal = straight to anal

"in order to maintain their virginity catholic girls are encouraged to go strainal"

Strainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Strainer Job 

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.

"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.

Strainer Job by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

igor stravinsky 

A famous Russian composer/musician

"Ahoy, you know who is Igor Stravinsky?"

igor stravinsky by eggman nega May 1, 2021

piss-strainers 

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

piss-strainers by Sir Roy Strong March 10, 2008