straight fucked

Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.

There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.

by bingcrosby July 9, 2009

straight fucked

used to described how intoxicated one is.

"Man last night I was straight fucked."

"damn I'm straight fucked right now."

by holi64 July 11, 2008

Straight Fucking Water

That of legitimacy

Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER

Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*

by Sxpticfxre February 9, 2019

Pomeroy Straight Fucking

Taking an employee you have workign for you into a remote area and forcefulyl ramming your cock into their ass with no lubrication. It is best done after making them many promises of things you will do for them, but giving them nothing and leaving them bleeding from the ass and crying.

When Tony took me into the conference room I thought I was going to get a raise, but I got nothing but a Pomeroy Straight Fucking

by assrael October 6, 2009

straight the fuck out

Strongly agreeing to something.

Old mate: did you see how she full changed from halal to haram

You: straight the fuck out

by Old mate damo May 1, 2016

Straight Up-Fucked

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.

Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.

by WeedWizard70 July 5, 2019

eight straights of fucked up

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you

a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH

by eight straights September 2, 2005