A joke that doesn't get a laugh, or any other form of 'popularity deficit'
"I was round at Niall's house the other day and told that one about the priest with HIV. He was pretty pissed off"
"Dude don't you know he's got bad AIDS he's a Cathlolic?!"
"No Shit?!! No wonder it went straight to video"
The act of bypassing any means of conventional intercourse or foreplay and going straight to anal intercourse.
Did you hear that Jeff went straight to video on that girl he met at the bar last night?
anything that sucks, be it a joke, clothing, anything really
"yo yo check my new gear mofo"
"dude those kicks is last years Kmart special, your gear is straight to video biatch."
Diarrhoea occurring very soon after eating.
John had to rush to the toilet before his kebab went straight to video.
Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.