|1.||Straight as a bow|
Wordplay on the expression "straight as an arrow". It basically means gay.
So that Doogie Houser dude, Neil Patrick Harris, he's straight right? I mean he did fuck those two strippers in Harold & Kumar.
Naw, man, he's straight as a bow.
|2.||straight as hell|
1) Cool; Sweet. Etc.
2) Straight sexual orientation.
1: Yo, I smoked mad bud last night.
2: That's straight as hell.
3: You seen my new watch? That shit is straight as hell.
4: Dude, I heard you were a queer.
5: Hell-to-the-fuck-no! I'm straight as hell.
|3.||Straight As An Arrow|
a phrase used to describe the straightness of a guy that is nowhere near gay or to be "straight" on a situation.
Greg: you wanna smoke some of this crack?
Larry: Definitely not cuz, I'm straight as an arrow
Greg: arite, well wanna make out with me?
Larry: DUDE!, what did I just say?!, that term can be used both ways, I am good!
Greg: I go both ways
Larry: you're fuckin weird, why am I even hanging out with you?
|4.||Straight as a dart|
A term used to describe something that is cool or awesome (used as the description of straight), in comparison of a dart (a tobacco cigarette). The phrase therefore has a double-meaning; literally that something is straight (not curved) as a dart or straight (awesome) as a dart.
That party was so sick it was straight as a dart.
*The voice reading this in your head is by Morgan Freemen*
When you get your ass handed to you by the As Bandits like an asian maid on a nice springy day when you have the flu due to you finding out that you have chlamydia because you had sex with that dirty trailer park whore you found attractive when you had your beer goggles on, in any multi-playing video game. Such as. . .
• Guitar Hero
• Call Of Duty (Every Single One B*tch!)
• Skate ( All 3 of them b*tches)
Well you get the point, but in other nicely words. . .
*A clan in regular COD pre-game lobby after playing against the As Bandits*
Guy 1: What the fu*ck just happened?
Guy 2: I don't know, we used riot shields, we tried camping, we did everything but nothing!
Random Guy Who Was Listening: Sh*t! You got As Bandit'd to?
Guy 1: Yeah, those nuggers.
Guy 2: Wait. . . What!?
Guy 1: I mean niggers
When one gets his Mrs to lie on her back with her legs in the air, as far back as possible and slightly ajar. The gentleman then (ensuring a solid boner), uses his whole hand too point his member towards the ground as straight as possible before manoeuvring over his waiting and willing lady. Then, ensuring said boner is rock and pointing down as strait as possible, you can begin the act of straight dipping by bending your kness and allowing your tip to dip away at leisure. (your choice of hole)
"Have yourself a merry little straight dipping"
"man, i straight dipped my mrs last night and my back is killing"
"i bloody love a good old straight dip"
when a certain event or person,is seen as a enjoyable or relaxing, opposite of sketchy
ex. 1- Yo smokin on that beach was so straight
ex. 2- Yo Jack's party was straight as balls