stragedy 

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.

It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.

stragedy by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007

Stragedy 

1. When your strategy fail
2. When your strategy leads to a tragedy or failure

(when you are playing chess with your friends and you just got pwned) Man,I was so close at beating you but my strategy becomes a STRAGEDY.

Stragedy by Vedaxx March 12, 2010

stragedy 

A long-range plan for achieving something but due to being so poorly thought through can only lead to a bad result

The new CEO has just communicated all the assumptions he made which inform his new stragedy for the company

stragedy by CrossWords April 7, 2012

stragler 

1.Someone who moves at snail-pace and holds everyone up

or

2. an an individual or individuals who are the last to leave a party or bar because they're too drunk or too stupid to get out when leaving is implied. They usually have to be told directly "it's time to go!"

1.(In a group of friends walking down the street) "Damnit, look at those 2 back there, somebody better hurry those straglers up!"

"Get outa my house straglers! It's over!"

stragler by Lesbianation December 19, 2007

Strangled Vagina

When someone is a little cunt and wont shut up and keeps bitching.

Omg that kid is being such a Strangled Vagina, I wish he would just shut up.

Strangled Vagina by WootALoot July 14, 2009

Stragedy 

When a strategy fails and/or otherwise becomes a tragedy.

Juliette: I know! I'll fake my death to be with Romeo!
Romeo: *kills self*
Juliette: *kills self*

Juliette's plan turned into a stragedy.

Stragedy by SamwiseG December 18, 2012

stragedy 

An ill-advised and single-mindedly pursued strategy, which inevitably or predictably brings about failure of the strategist's project.

The US stragedy of favoring the Shiite factions merely led to intensification of Civil War in Iraq and ultimately to the formation of a Shiite Islamic Superstate in the region.

It might be argued the attempt to import Western-style democracy to a very different and dynamic culture without first understanding the culture's historical development or its religious and philosphical underpinnings constitutes the fundamental US stragedy for Iraq.

stragedy by Russell Clark November 26, 2006