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When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.
Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.
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The Stranglers 

The Stranglers are a great band. Much talent for creating excellent melodies, have been associated with punk rock, though they themselves and many do not consider themselves punk properly. Also associated with New Wave and Gothic movements, but The Stranglers are definitely in a class of their own, unconstrained by such genre definitions. Their bassist Jean Jacques, has a distinctive sound that has been an influence on all the best bassists. They were known to fight their audiences and win, being originally a pub rock band. Very witty lyrics, more subtle than other bands of their time, such as Sex Pistols.
Whatever happened to all the heroes? All the Shakespearoes? They watched their Rome burn...

Bearcaaaage..

The Stranglers forever!
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Stargleek 

Stargleek: (n) A person who is now in love with StarkidPotter Productions and Glee because Darren Criss is in them.
Also: a Starkid-turned-Gleek when Darren got the role of Blaine.
Sally Salad always liked Glee, but she watched it religiously now that Darren Criss (who played Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical) might be on, making her a Stargleek.

Sally Salad's mum liked Glee, and now was watching A Very Potter Musical to see more of the actor who played Blaine, making her a Stargleek, as well.
Stargleek by Harry Freaking Potter November 30, 2010

Wrangler Strangler 

When you're walking or riding with friends and spot a jeep wrangler, you are to place both hands around their neck and gently "strangle" them while shouting "Wrangler Strangler!"or simply pointing at the vehicle.

It is unnecessary to say licence after a wrangler strangler because it is understood that the 'strangler' cannot be strangled.

The phrase was coined by a small group of Bronx teens in the early 2010s.

*Please don't seriously strangle your friends, that's rude*
(Jeep Wrangler drives by)

Toni: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Steph)

Stephanie: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Donna)

Donna: Bitch!

Nipple Strangler 

A person who gets satisfaction out of repeated attempts to physically hurt another persons nipple(s).
Nipple Stranglers have extremely deceptive ways and should be feared at all costs.
Nipple Strangler by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019

Starch Strangler

When you consume a dry, starchy food that causes a blockade in the oesophagus, which eventually leads to dry-heaving, in a repugnant manner. Usually results in death by asphyxiation.
“Hey Rick, did you here what happened to little Rodney”.”He got Starch Strangler eating a whole loaf of bread with no butter”.

stragedy 

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.
It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.
stragedy by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007