stragedy 

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.

It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.

stragedy by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007

Strayee 

A female friend that comes any time when a man tells her to. She also participates in sexual acts without any resistant.

Bloodaz is coming from the club, he's drunk and high and want to let off a load. He calls Samantha for a good time. Samantha is a certified strayee.

Strayee by Beez1don July 2, 2018

Stragedy 

1. When your strategy fail
2. When your strategy leads to a tragedy or failure

(when you are playing chess with your friends and you just got pwned) Man,I was so close at beating you but my strategy becomes a STRAGEDY.

Stragedy by Vedaxx March 12, 2010

Strapeegery 

To conspire with ones friends in an attempt to strategically urinate in public without being noticed.

My buddies formed a circle around me so I could urinate amongst the see of passers buy. It took a little strapeegery to pull it off, but we got hit done!

Strapeegery by Doctor and Mrs. Richard More September 19, 2013

stragget 

The straight version of fagget. Heavy insult for the straight ones in our midst.

Quit being a stragget. (In reference to a straight person being straight)

stragget by UnknownByDesign July 15, 2018

stragedy 

A long-range plan for achieving something but due to being so poorly thought through can only lead to a bad result

The new CEO has just communicated all the assumptions he made which inform his new stragedy for the company

stragedy by CrossWords April 7, 2012

stragler 

1.Someone who moves at snail-pace and holds everyone up

or

2. an an individual or individuals who are the last to leave a party or bar because they're too drunk or too stupid to get out when leaving is implied. They usually have to be told directly "it's time to go!"

1.(In a group of friends walking down the street) "Damnit, look at those 2 back there, somebody better hurry those straglers up!"

"Get outa my house straglers! It's over!"

stragler by Lesbianation December 19, 2007