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straffen 

1. sleeping with goa chics who lost any demand for taking a shower since the beginning of the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival
"Hey, what's up with Cuba?" -"Oh, he's straffen again."
straffen by Editha June 16, 2008
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Someone that makes beats like a BOSS
Dude 1: YO! That dude was a straight up STRAFER
Dude 2: You right!
Strafer by TazzGames December 27, 2017
Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.
Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!
Staffer by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015

black-staffer 

The employer of African Americans.
"Justin, you are a black-staffing son-of-a-bitch"

Timmy is a black-staffer, whom hired 12 eligible African Americans.

"Randy, you are nothing but a black-staffing whore."

Strafford Uglies 

Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that live deep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.
Don't go camping in a small group, you wouldn't want to get raped by those Strafford Uglies.

straffed 

to have sex with someone
i straffed a beautiful girl i met at the club last night
straffed by foxyviv101 June 15, 2009

Straffen 

Straffen

A great person. Someone who you can rely on. A very sweet guy who will try to make you feel that everything ok. He always try to be nice to everyone because he doesn't want to hurt them.

He doesn't easily get angry.. if he does he easily lets it go.

When you meet a Straffen in your life, you are lucky.

Just don't hurt him. Don't push him away. Don't act like you don't care even if you do care. Don't piss him off. Don't say things to him that you don't really mean.. because if you do, he will surely disappear.
Don't let a straffen walk out of your life. I just did
Straffen by Pesito July 28, 2012