stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars

Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!

stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

pen stealing 

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.

"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."

pen stealing by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

lemon stealing whores 

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

lemon stealing whores by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

izzy stradlin 

A very talented musician and guitarist, who played in Guns N' Roses, and was thier best songwriter; He was also the first to leave the band voluntarily in 1991 because of creative differences. He formed a group called Izzy stradlin' and the ju ju hounds and prouduced a few albums. for a short time it looked like he would be part of the velvet revolver line up, but in the end declined.

Izzy stradlins real name is jeffery isbell.

izzy stradlin by qwertyasp June 29, 2006

Izzy Stradlin 

The unsung hero of Guns N' Roses. Was the rhythm guitarist until he left during the Use Your Illusion tour. Was a good guitarist, just didn't feel like doin' solos like Slash. It could be said that GNR could be separate into an Izzy era and a no Izzy era, since the stuff made when he was there was great and afterwords it sucked. It's a shame that no one knows who he is now.

Izzy Stradlin wrote the lyrics and/or music for these songs:

Nightrain
Mr. Brownstone
Paradise City
Think About You
Dust N' Bones
You Ain't the First
Double Talkin' Jive
Don't Cry

You Could Be Mine
etc.

Izzy Stradlin by TheRedMan48 December 31, 2011

bathroom stalling 

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.

Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"

bathroom stalling by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007