not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.
A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.
note: this usually applies to gay men.
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?