Horse Straddler 

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

Horse Straddler by Pwon September 8, 2010

straddle 

to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.

"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"

straddle by Claire January 27, 2004

Straddle Racking 

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.

Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"

Straddle Racking by Izaacus August 7, 2017

strandals

strappy-sandals... the extremely nerdy style of sandals... tevas are a well known brand... occasionally worn with white tube socks pulled up by cheeto-eating World of Warcraft fanatics... dudes who wear strandlas, sometimes enjoy wearing jorts (jean-shorts) to accompany their comfy sandals...

HAHAH WOW... He just walked out of GameStop wearing strandals and socks...

strandals by Timmy Kelly December 17, 2008

Straddling 

To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.

"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"

Straddling by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009

stradeling

Your leg is one side and your other leg is one the other side or him ... so a leg on each side of him, Like riding him like a horse.

I love stradeling her, its like a whole new horse ride

stradeling by nicolemichael January 13, 2008

Tactical Straddle 

Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."

JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"

D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."

Tactical Straddle by RDMC2 April 14, 2014