strabel 

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

strabel by Teleboy June 25, 2020

Strobes 

Another term for hickies on the neck or other various regions of the body.

"Yo look at his neck, it has strobes all over it!!!!"

"Yea man he must have been strobed."

Strobes by Mike Kelly April 26, 2006

Strabismus 

Misalignment of the eyes where one or both eyes droop(s) down, fixate(s) upward and/or turn(s) outward or inward, giving individuals the appearance of being cross-eyed and/or developmentally disabled. Sometimes (incorrectly) referred to as "lazy eye" or "wandering eye."

Impairs normal eye-contact and impacts interactions with others, often resulting in significant social stigma. Sufferers often feel overly self-conscious, report issues with self-esteem, and also face lifelong problems in social relationships, romantic pursuits and employment opportunities.

People often assume Greg is retarded because his strabismus problem gives him a comical cross-eyed appearance.

Strabismus by Funk N. Wagnalls March 9, 2015

Strabies 

This is an infectious disease similar to rabies, but it only acts up when around the heteros.

A: Hi!
B:OH MY GOT GET AWAY MY STRABIES IS GONNA ACT UP AND I WILL BITE!

Strabies by Bigphatwap September 27, 2020

strabisnips 

A combination of the words strabismus (lazy eye) and nipple. Strabisnips is a variation of the geographic presence of the nipple upon the female breast which results in the nipples projecting in opposed axes.

Taylor: “Did you see that stripper’s nipples? They were pointing in different directions!”
Komron: “Yeah, I specifically requested a stripper with strabisnips!”

strabisnips by Big Dusty Vagina March 13, 2023

Straessle 

An asian looking hispanic <3 who~m I lo~ve!

Opp, you a straessle!

Straessle by The3Amigas April 17, 2011

strobes 

pl. noun: 1)the lights on a police cruiser
2)trippy flashing lights at a club that ppz under the influence really dig b/c it trips out their brain.

1.) so this pig flicks on his strobes when i passed him doin a buck 10.

2.) I only dig clubz wit strobes.

strobes by kahda September 14, 2004