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hottest bitch out, justin bieber has confirmed he is in love with her, awkward for caitlin beadles
Caitlin Beadles: I wish i was a hot stower
Person: You will never be a stower.
Caitlin: AMEN
by cbeadlescat August 05, 2010
a much cooler, awesomer, funnier, and adventurous-er Shakespeare!
"What are you reading? It looks intense..."

"Oh, it's just another book by kaitlyn stowers."
by areyallhavinagoodtime February 16, 2013