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Stormworks 

VERB

1) To not work properly for absolutely no reason.

2) To not follow the laws of something already understood to work or be true.

3) To go cause a glitch making the game or the subject go haywire, or crash, at any random moment.
1) "The engine is stormworksing. I set everything up the way it should be and it won't work."

2) "This design works every other time, so why isn't it working this time?"

3) "Sh*t! The game is stormworksing again!"
Stormworks by Balmont Strand November 6, 2021
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stormlicious 

The feeling when a mob of zerg units are bunched together and presented to a protoss player with high templars in the game of StarCraft.
Player 1: Hey look at that noob, sending his mob of zerg units directly to templars without spreading them out.
Player 2: Mmmmmm. Sounds stormlicious.

Player 1: Hey look, that pack of marines looks stormlicious!
Player 2: Dumbass, marines can't be stormlicious because they're not as bloody as zerg units.
stormlicious by igotbutter October 4, 2008

strolock 

when a man places his thumb in his rectum, while he simultaneously shoves his pinky finger in his urethra.
That nigga Josh goes to gay bars and pays men to strolock him.
strolock by Berwin Drive October 18, 2008

Scomlock 

Scomlock - To describe anything. It is also sometimes used for no apparent reason. It is at times rephrased into the following terms : Scom, Scommy, Jepody, Jepodia, Jobby, Jessie, Scalladia, Conman, Shagosha, Scom-to-the-lock , Jerverlin and Scronder
''Will you quit being a scomlock , boy.''
''Quit your fuckin around, ya jessie ya.''
''I will have your balls, Jepodia.''
''He is actin' the shagosha.'' (as in he is bold)
''Get the fuck out of my classroom, ya scronder-in bastard.''
Scomlock by Jammy Tuite May 29, 2008

stormworknaut

A person who has achieved over 1500 hours on the multiplayer game called "Stormworks" this achievement is seldom done and can lead to severe mental exhaustion, frustration, and potential other side effects due to the unstable, and aggregating nature of the game.
Hey did you hear that Joe became a stormworknaut today?

starblocks 

if you need the number 1-800-starblocks, coca latte damned to make ya heart stop
starblocks by doubleu May 20, 2007

Cock Stormcock 

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)
'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'
Cock Stormcock by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012