| 1. | storm-brain | ||
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A well-rounded author and Verita who has been on fanfiction.net since the glory days of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom, before the Sues and Stus took over. She is a very talented photographer and writer. Storm often says she's leaving, but we have yet to see her go. Storm-brain wrote "The Years of our Titans".
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| 2. | Brain Storm | ||
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When a man ejaculates while he has his genitals in "The Brain" position. He brain stormed all over her face.
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| 3. | Brain Hurricane | ||
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When several people brainstorm. Several storms become a hurricane. A brain hurricane. #1: I can't find my car keys!
#2: Do you remember where you put them last? #3: I have an idea. #1: What? #3: Let's brainstorm! #2: A BRAIN HURRICANE!! |
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| 4. | Blame Storm | ||
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A Take on the business phrase "brain storm" but instead deals with meetings where failure is being highlighted and combatants point fingers at each other as to appropriate blame... "How was your meeting?"
"A nightmare mate, after discussing the collapse of the XYZ account it turned into a Blame Storming session..." |
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| 5. | blue brain | ||
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when a chick gets you mind going about a bunch of kinky shit, and then says "wait i shouldn't have said any of that." Now your mind is going, but you have no release. Man, last night this girl was talkin up a storm about what she'd do when we got home, then she straight blue brained me on it when it came down to it.
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| 6. | Cum cloud | ||
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When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds. The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do! Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!
Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse. Bro #1: So? Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm! |
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| 7. | thought shower | ||
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In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower. I love UK. Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts* |
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