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a crazy man named stork who is retarted
storks is seriously a retard
by jhon March 15, 2005
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Damn that girl is hot, someone should stork that bitch.

I storked that fly honey.
by Mitch Side & Doug E. September 07, 2010
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Verb
To stork

To have sexual intercourse with the specific objective of creating a baby.
You know you're in a serious relationship when, instead of saying 'let's have sex', you say 'let's stork.'

We really want a child buy my husband has a low sperm count so we've been storking like crazy.
by Malcolm Martin June 22, 2017
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Function: verb

Etymology: Originally Middle English, from Old English storc; akin to Old High German storah stork and probably to Old English stearc stiff, now used by some 'skaters' to signify that which is done or exists in a superior way.

Date: before 12th century

transitive senses
1 : to copulate with : FUCK
2 : to defeat : BEAT

intransitive senses
1 : to perform in proper or superior style
"Man, i totally storked your girl"
"Dude, i storked that chump bad"
"Yeay, we're just storkin it at the skate park"
by dijjnn September 04, 2003
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To impede or block access to.
Dude, quit storking the remote!
by Mandi January 18, 2004
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stork as in wicked mad cool pc gangsta figure skaters.
stork it up. thoose storks are pretty cool. i wish i was a stork
by pcfsc November 23, 2004
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When you have anal sex with a woman and leave you cum filled condom in her ass without telling her.
"What did you do last night"

"I was at a party and i storked this drunk bitch"

"Ha...I've been dieing to do that lately, it must suck for them the next morning"
by The one and only CG August 15, 2008
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