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8.
some who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)
Kevin "babe what do you want to do today"
Diana "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"
Kevin "your such a STORK"
by Kevin_L March 01, 2007
 
9.
someone who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)
Boyfriend "babe what do you want to do today"
Girlfriend "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"
Boyfriend "your such a STORK"
by Kevin_L March 03, 2007
 
10.
When you have anal sex with a woman and leave you cum filled condom in her ass without telling her.
"What did you do last night"

"I was at a party and i storked this drunk bitch"

"Ha...I've been dieing to do that lately, it must suck for them the next morning"
by The one and only CG August 15, 2008
 
11.
Stupid-Dork. Origionally combined to create a word that could be written on someones hand without them knowing it was an insult.
Man, ur a stork!
by Lydi April 29, 2004
 
12.
To impede or block access to.
Dude, quit storking the remote!
by Mandi January 18, 2004
 
13.
Function: verb

Etymology: Originally Middle English, from Old English storc; akin to Old High German storah stork and probably to Old English stearc stiff, now used by some 'skaters' to signify that which is done or exists in a superior way.

Date: before 12th century

transitive senses
1 : to copulate with : FUCK
2 : to defeat : BEAT

intransitive senses
1 : to perform in proper or superior style
"Man, i totally storked your girl"
"Dude, i storked that chump bad"
"Yeay, we're just storkin it at the skate park"
by dijjnn September 04, 2003
 
14.
stork as in wicked mad cool pc gangsta figure skaters.
stork it up. thoose storks are pretty cool. i wish i was a stork
by pcfsc November 23, 2004