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Stoecker 

A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.
Dude, that guys got so many girls with him, he must be a Stoecker
Stoecker by gmoney199972 September 13, 2011
A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.
Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.
Another word for a “post” on a football goal.
Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!
Stocker by MatTheFish April 13, 2020

Tyler stocker 

He’s a little bit gaeeeeeeeeeer like me but u know we move he’s funny he’s cute well at least I find him cute idk he slays and got that badussy
Tyler stocker is such a badussy though 😭🤭

dirt stocker 

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.
Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...
dirt stocker by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

facebook stocker 

Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.
Gack, the facebook stocker is stocking up on more victims again for him to stalk.
facebook stocker by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009