A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.
Dude, that guys got so many girls with him, he must be a Stoecker
A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.
Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.