Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"