stop the lights 

Dublin 80s slang for "you're kidding", from a quiz show compered by Bunny Carr on RTE

"So I told Michelle Rocca to stop bothering me all the time"
"Stop the lights!"

stop the lights by scobie_son April 19, 2008

firetrucks don't stop at red lights 

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

firetrucks don't stop at red lights by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Stop and Go Lights

Wisconsin for "traffic lights."

I just ran the stop and go lights back der'!

Stop and Go Lights by Autumnnnnnnnnn June 10, 2019

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign 

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

stop light texting 

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"

stop light texting by Funny Moms October 26, 2016

Bullshit stop light 

A stop light in wich makes you wait for 10 minutes and there is nobody else at the intersection.

Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!

Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.

Brandon- You got that right.

Bullshit stop light by Penguin26 November 21, 2009

Stop Light Shuffle 

You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.

"While heading home from work today, I did the Stop Light Shuffle at almost every light."

Stop Light Shuffle by Acehalo2 April 30, 2010