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pot-fiend friend
my friend Chris is a Stooner!
by smek oner (sean j.) September 05, 2003
A person who is known for shitting their pants after trying to let a fart.
Linda is one of the biggest stooners I've ever met. Every time we go out shopping, she tries to let a fart but shits her pants instead.
by QueerBaitME October 29, 2009