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A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!
by whitehairedman December 11, 2009
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I have lots of stool.
Oh yeah, I am stooling everywhere.
I stooled in her mouth.
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Usually made of wood.

Sometimes excrement.
Q: Did you feel my stool?

A1: Yeah, it's made of some nice wood.

A2: Why would I do that? You're gross.
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sex position when a girl bends down to touch her toes. then the guy is on top of her sitting on her like a stool trying to fuck her.
The stool positions requires really precise muscle control from both people
by R2D2 is human April 14, 2009
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The female equivalent of the "tool." Possibly sexual as well, but not necessarily. More like a female poser.
A: Dude, that chick is such a tool.
B: I know dude. That chick's like my fucking shadow, laughing at everything we say. If she were at least hot, I'd totally use that stool.
by StrangersWithEK February 04, 2010
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fecal matter excreted from the bowwels
cardboard brown poop also known as stool
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Someone who is a super tool; combination of the two words
Yo, that guy Chaz is a total Stool! Let's ditch him at the club.
by Knight Ridah July 22, 2008
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