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Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.
Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
by Dan Fox July 18, 2003
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British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.
Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!
by Retrogradesheep April 10, 2014
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1. An erect penis

2. A foolish or ittitating person.

3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.

2. That John is such a stonker.

3. This cream cake is stonking!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
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ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!
by steve September 20, 2003
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Slang for anything massive or large.
Check out my poo, it's a stonker!
by guidopestoni August 31, 2010
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Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.
Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.
by Bob February 23, 2005
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this is the stinkiest fart that is ever possible. there is nothing worse than getting a whiff of a stonker. some say hittler used stonkers as his most effective weapon in the second world war.
for more effect, they can be called eggy stonkers
guy 1="awhhh sickkkk that guy just did a serious stonker"
guy 2= "thats one eggy stonker"
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