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an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.
Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."
#sex #drugs #fun #stoner #boners #boner
by juggalettelex February 24, 2010
getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.
Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner
#weed #marijuana #pot #ganja #stoner #bone #r erection
by themacbleezy December 28, 2010
when someone who's high gets really horny •good vibe tribe•
(stoner boner)So one day we smokd & then we laid on the couch for awhile, then he took me to his room.I was sittin there & before I could react he grabd my ankles & yankd me down all in one motion so I was layin on my back & he got on top of me and startd kissin me.We startd to make out as his hands wanderd.He unhookd my bra & startd to feel my boobs undr my bra.He was startin to get hard & I could feel his boner through his sweat pants.He rippd my shirt off & startd kissin my neck. then I rolld over so I would be on top of him & I startd feelin up & down his muscular chest & chiseld abs.He took his shirt off as I movd down lowr to remove his sweat pants.I grippd his hard dick & startd to stroke him.Then I movd down & put his hard cock in my mouth & began to suck, hard.He moand as I put his cock deepr into my throat until he flippd me over so he would be on top again.He rippd my shorts off & startd fingerin me slowly & finally straddld me & enterd me.He startd thrustin, slowly then hardr & fastr.The whole bed was rockin back & forth as he thrustd himself deepr into me.Then he reachd down & startd rubbin my clit as he fuckd me.I screamd in pleasure & wrappd my legs around his waist.He never slowd his pace & kept fuckin me hardr as he movd my legs onto his shoulders & leand forward until my knees were on my chest & fuckd me until I cummd all over him.He put my legs back down & kept fuckin me until he cummd inside of me & collapsd on top of me, exhaustd.
#stoner #boner #vibe #horny #abs #dick #cock #clit
by kittykat88 June 24, 2014
The act of someone getting multiple erections when smoking weed.
"Tell me why I keep getting StonerBoners at the Wiz Khalifa concerts"
#boner #weed #high #stoner #blunt #erection
by JonDon December 05, 2012
When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.
"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
#boner #stoner #weed #sex #cannabis
by Mr Nice111 September 12, 2011
completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.
Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
#evan stone #boner #sisto #cole sisto #hercules #pony-tail
by The Grim-Job March 21, 2010
When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.
(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*
#doobie dick #hug #stoner #boner #high #weed #dope
by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010
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