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A stoner must never be steroetyped into the category of druggy and pothead.

I would define a stoner as someone who is rarely completely sobre of marijuana. always happy and always willing to help people in many ways. we are deeply philosophical people, always trying to understand and interpret the world we live in, and being high broadens our minds and enables us to gain full respect of the beauty of our world. yeah we may spend a large amount of our money of skunk but i would rather be financially challenged but happy, than have the ability to buy pointless material items and be an empty soul-less person. I have a huge pride in being a a stoner because i know that when i am discriminated against, that i am better than that person. The thing i enjoy most about being a stoner is being with my friends. im not necessarily a stoner just for the weed, thats ridiculous, im a stoner because it has brought me friends that i consider to be family. the weed is a bonus that helps us to bond better. we will sit in a field at night for hours, under a tree, with candles and guitars, just talking about the world, trying to figure out the meanings of life and other random shit like that. being a stoner brings so many interesting things upon you. such as the infamous stoner adventures, when you get the munchies and the nearest shop is an hours walk, we just get on with it and make the trek. life is full of challenges however big or small that need to be faced without fuss. because in the end, getting shitty to someone about having to walk miles to get food, isnt going to solve the problem, so just get on with it.

god damn im too damn high to be wrtiting this, but onwards....

this world is full of stereotype and dicrimination. almost all the abuse we receive comes from lowlife scum who think they are cleaner and somehow better than us, even though they consume literal poisons like alcohol and tobacco. cannabis is proven as a virtually harmles substance, with zero chance of fatality from overdose and no longterm symptoms. it has even been medically proven to remove fatty buildup from arteries around the body.

so if you happen to see someone you think is a stoner, dont think, "look theres a dirty stoner, watch your wallet..." just think, hes probably keeping himself to himself and try to get into his mindset and appreciate the world through his eyes.

when im sitting in a stoner circle, strumming away, maybe setting up a bong bowl, rolling a blunt, or simply grinding up some bud for my buddy sitting next to me rizla in hand, i like to think to myself,,, im sitting here in a circle around a 3 foot bong, not able to see a metre in front of my face for the hotbox effect, with empty chocolate wrappers everywhere, and everyone is smiling, everyone is talking and enjoying themselves.

this is why i am proud to be what i am.

a stoner.
the dialogue of a recent stoner circle:

Stoner 1: dude who has the blunt ?
Stoner 2: whoaaa, i think im having a paradox
Stoner 3: whats a paradox bro ?
Stoner 1: i just read it off the side of that duude's bike helmet....

All Stoners: LOL.

Stoner 4: i just ';';# (incomprihensible)

...

...

Stoner 1: safe.
by The Bongoloid February 24, 2008
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Someone who enjoys somking ganja on a regular basis. Stoners aren't scummy people. Anyone who looks down on stoner needs to go to hell. They're peaceful and have more of an appreciation for music and relaxing than most of the population. They also tend to be broke...a lot...
He's a Stona' ked, Yeah Ked...
by Rifffffff May 13, 2004
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Having the title of a stoner can only truly be recieved by someone who has made blazing a part of their life. A stoner has one true love which is herb and will blaze all day everyday with his crew or whoever else wants to join. Someone who is carefree and just goes with it. Most true stoners have an outlook on life which is enlightened and can see how others are obessed worthless things like money,clothes,cars,etc.
Kid-"Should we go to the football game this weekend or go to the mall?"

Stoner-"BLUNT."
by Jon44442220000 October 25, 2008
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an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.
You smoke weed? Hop in, I'll cover for you fellow stoners.
by The Gibber April 21, 2008
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A person who smoke a lot of marijuana. they are usually peaceful and have good views about life and society. The people who denounce them are usually hypocrytes who drink alcohol heavily but are opposed to weed because it gives them a low-life image.
Oh my god!! What a fuckin stoner bro!!
by Al February 21, 2005
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Someone who thinks absolutely any problem, no matter how severe can be solved with THC.
Stoner John: I have multiple skull fractures, I need to see a doctor.
Mr Mush: Relax and hit this bong, you'll be fine. The best cure for a concussion is a little mushin'.
by Mr Mush July 10, 2008
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a person who doesnt smoke weed everyday to "look cool" or "be happy" or "forget the pain",
but so they can be part of the family, and the culture that comes
with the Stoner lifestyle.

A stoner maintains a well paying LEGAL job, passes classes, and graduates on time all while being ripped out of their minds!
a stoner gets respect for their creative accomplishments.
A stoner Celebrates marijuana.
A stoner saves all the roaches and rolls them into killer joints because it turns into a smokeable memory <3
a stoner is content just calling the dealer and grabbing
the stash.
a stoner is ALWAYS honoured to roll the joint.
A stoner knows to be at the Art Gallery in
Vancouver British Columbia, every April 20 at exactly

830 am.
a stoner is always looking for new ways and new places to smoke weed.
a stoner is a collector of pipes,
bongs and other weird shiny contraptions
that can break easily.
a stoner is an intellect, and a curious being.
a stoner never asks what, but why or how.
But MOST IMPORTANTLY
a TRUE STONER can NOT stand by while people knock our intelligence and our health. Because Stoners are incredible,
and Stoners are the best.
Girl 1: How can you get high before you go to work Kr0nikkka?

Me: Because i'm a Stoner, Girl 1, and thats what Stoners do!

<3 smoke weed everday <3
by KR0NiKKKA July 11, 2009
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