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22.
someone who writes on urban dictionary
Over 100 stoners have written the definition of the word "stoner" on urban dictionary.
by youtube.com/droompa May 18, 2008
 
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stoner's are cool ass ppl who are very creative and down to earth (obviously)they might blow most of their money buying weed or equipment that goes along with being a stoner but it doesnt really matter to them because they enjoy what they do! smoking pot is very relaxing and fun and i hate it when ppl say ohh you need to smoke pot to have fun well NO that is not always true it just makes things better! but for the ppl that are like Oh i smoke here and there and blah blah blah arnt true stoners b.c they are just all talk and just wanna be "cool" and for the ppl that dont smoke pot and are totally against it and hate ppl that do it i think they should not be oopinionated unless they do it where they have actually been high..(not just once) and to hate someone b/c they smoke pot is wrong to because a lot of ppl smoke and there are some really cool ppl out there that do and those ppl that dont could be missing out,who says just b.c you have friends that smoke and you dont means that you have to do it too... but the point of this is stoners are really cool ppl and i think it should not be illegal cuz its GREAT!!!
its greener on the other side...much greener!!!!!
by trblgvesmeahandx May 06, 2005
 
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not only a person who smokes weed, but a weed smoker who has a chill view on life in general. a person who doesn't get themselves involved in the dramas that come along with life, take it as it goes, knows who they want to spend time with and don't mess around with other people's heads. they're straight-forward, without hidden motives. true stoners tend to me introverts, they know their values in life, and are artistic. stoners don't use weed as a typical drug, only to get fucked up; they use it as a gateway to another state of mind, an elevated consciousness. stoners usually prefer to be around other stoners, because only a true stoner will understand another true stoner. a stoner will smoke up another stoner any time, but is less willing to smoke up a non-stoner. stoners are not to be confused with potheads, hippies, just some kid who smokes sometimes, and people associated with other drugs. stoners stick to weed, possibly trying shrooms, salvia, and no doubt enjoying getting drunk here or there. stoners typically smoke between 4 times a week to multiple times a day. stoners know weed, but aren't showy about it. basically, a stoner is the chillest person you will ever meet.
guy 1: dude, he's so always so stoned but so chill... what a pothead
guy 2: he's not a pothead he's a stoner
guy 1: what's the difference?
guy 2: pothead is just a label, stoner is a way of life.
by (ghostwriter) October 11, 2008
 
25.
one who uses (smokes or eats) cannabis recreationally . We tend to be nice people so stop oppressing and scapegoating us for thing like murder, war, and rape for making a PERSONAL LIFE CHOICE to smoke a plant!

the stereotype: long, shaggy hair, crazy facial hair, reeks of ganja, bloodshot eyes, eating copious amounts of junk food, and wearing a 'legalize it' t-shirt. This is what we get labeled as. Ignorance, arrogance, and bad commericials ensue.
stoner: I Made the desicion to take control of my own body by making a life choice to smoke a virtually harmless plant which has been used by mankind for 10,000+ years and never caused a single fatality, and harming no-one.

*is for some reason cut in half by a chainsaw-weilding nazi straight edge teenager and set ablaze by a zombie version of Harry Anslinger*

One of the two: stupid fucking stoners! See what they made me do!!
by asdfsa September 30, 2006
 
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a person who doesnt smoke weed everyday to "look cool" or "be happy" or "forget the pain",
but so they can be part of the family, and the culture that comes
with the Stoner lifestyle.

A stoner maintains a well paying LEGAL job, passes classes, and graduates on time all while being ripped out of their minds!
a stoner gets respect for their creative accomplishments.
A stoner Celebrates marijuana.
A stoner saves all the roaches and rolls them into killer joints because it turns into a smokeable memory <3
a stoner is content just calling the dealer and grabbing
the stash.
a stoner is ALWAYS honoured to roll the joint.
A stoner knows to be at the Art Gallery in
Vancouver British Columbia, every April 20 at exactly

830 am.
a stoner is always looking for new ways and new places to smoke weed.
a stoner is a collector of pipes,
bongs and other weird shiny contraptions
that can break easily.
a stoner is an intellect, and a curious being.
a stoner never asks what, but why or how.
But MOST IMPORTANTLY
a TRUE STONER can NOT stand by while people knock our intelligence and our health. Because Stoners are incredible,
and Stoners are the best.
Girl 1: How can you get high before you go to work Kr0nikkka?

Me: Because i'm a Stoner, Girl 1, and thats what Stoners do!

<3 smoke weed everday <3
by KR0NiKKKA July 11, 2009
 
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Simply put, someone that likes to smoke pot. A lot. Pretty much that's all they spend there money on but that's okay, cause they don't care. Not at all addicted to weed. Just like the feeling. No one calling themselves stoner should be taken seriously. A real stoner can easily be spotted because they're just chilled out people. Like sitting around and talking. Joking, listening to music, jamming out. Stoners are people that, through whatever experiences and influences they've had in life, find that they don't need money to be happy. That the best stuff is free. They also feel that smoking bud is the perfect way to relax and enhance what they'd be doing if they were sober. Maybe watching TV or just skating around. Stoners appreciate and respect those that do not smoke but don't look down on them for doing it. They will always offer but will never bother non-smokers. Why offer? Because it's just the way it is. Bud's meant to be offered, almost as one would offer a drink to a guest or a seat. Very loose and uninhibited. Very loving and not afriad to admit it. Homophobia, sexism and racism just don't mix with stoner culture because it doesn't make sence. How can a black, or a jew or a woman or a gay be too much different. If they're fun to talk to and cool to blaze with, fuck, they're the same as them. Lots od stoners have little motivation for success. Nothing is wrong with this but if it gets in the way of a stoners happiness than they are not a true stoner because a true stoner does whatever makes them happy and if smoking pot and lacking occupation no longer brings them joy and entertainment than they would know it's time to make a change. To smoke with a stoner is fun because there is no pressure. Stoners love to be the one to get someone high for the first time because they feel that they are sharing a gift with he/she who is experiencing marijuana for the first time. The only thing to remember when smoking with a stoner is that they hold certain rules sacred. They will understand if it was an accident or you didn't know, but to purposely break the rules for personal gain is a slap in the face to them.
1. If there's enough weed, everyone gets greens. Starting with those who paid for it, he who brought the piece, etc.
2. No one gets skipped
3. If you have weed of your own, you MUST match
4. Constant smoking of people's bud but never paying will make people not wanna smoke you out so pitch in 5 once in a while
5. Be careful w/ people's pieces. NEVER break one
6. Don't hit it harder than you can handle and cough up and waste poeple's bud
7. Don't be sketchy. You'll either get people caught or annoy them with your paranoia
8. Don't brag about being high or having smoked. It's not cool to brag.
9. Never bring an uninvited guest or guests to someone else's house to smoke someone else's weed unless you know they're cool with it
10. Don't kill other poeple's highs
Smoked two bowls to the dome, a blunt w/ the homie and now I'm sitting at Spruce Skatepark, chillin w/ buds, playing my acoustic guitar just relaxing. People say I'm a stoner and if this is being a stoner whatever, I'm down
by PoFuzzPo July 03, 2007
 
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A question before giving my personal opinion..

# 60, what is your purpose in life... And who are you to judge others? You have no right.

Stoner - A person who really enjoys gettng high. To the extent that they( you and I )spends most of their income on the green. > Any one that claims that it is a waste of money is just jealous, I admit i spend most of my $ on weed, and paraphanilia ( is that right ? ). What do you asshole spend your money on? Brand new cars? Houses that are too big? Expensive clothes? Your Hobby, whatever it may be... Smoking is OUR hobby! those who look down upon US are just ignorant assholes who havent looked in the mirror lately and Dont Know who they are. You choose to do what u want, we choose to do what we want. Whens the last time u were being harrased by a stoner for spending Your money on some rediculouse material possestion. Never i bet. < And to continue on defining a "stoner"... A stoner is a relatively nice person, but just like any one else they do have their snapping point, yet rarely it occurs within the stoner population. A stoner just likes to enjoy everything, And have a good time. ... I could go on and on about how so many assholes contradict themsleves when putting down stoners, but i choose not to. Oh yeah, another point to back up the money issue with mary jane... Lets assume a non smoking person go to the store or any other place an purchases an item(s) with the value of 100$, initially intending it to be for perosnal use, would he (the person) be willing to split that item(s) with a stranger that kindly askes if he can use it, wahtever it may be. Most likey not. A stoner that just bought a bag of weed, initially intending it to be for personal use, that just got asked by a starnger to spark him/her up, would do so, out of the kindness of heart. No matter how valuable to bud was I'd smoke it with any stoner. Stoner, Not being just anyone that smokes. A stoner has a kind character, and would do the same for you. Ok yes i know this is mainly just about the money people spend on weed... uhmm... what else... ok i dont know... Just dont mistake a Stoner for a Person who just smokes: two differant species. If u dont know what a stoner is, and are still trying to find out, just wait.. you'll know when u make contact with one... Nicest people in the world... Thats all...
If you took your time to read every one of these 61 definitions of the word stoner, Your probably a stoner.
by MBMoney ( my nigga name ) August 04, 2006