A small creature living, usually huddled in corner swaying.
"Dude Wheres My car..... I don't know dude"
by Kemp January 17, 2005
Someone who is a loser. They are usually stupid but mostly due to the fact that they have smoked themselves that way. These people usually work a dead end job and dont amount to anything. They are usually moochers and somehow convince other people to do stuff/buy stuff for them. They need interventions because they cant function without pot.
See that stupid dude/chick? He/she's a stoner.
by Bobby mc queen April 13, 2008
A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.
I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
Someone who stones
Alec the vampire slayer
by Mehaha February 28, 2004
A stoner is almost always a self given title, by people who smoke a lot of marijuana. These people tend to be non violent, yet extremely lazy. They do not contribute to society and spend most of their (or their parents) money on pot. Stoners are well known to be non constructive, apart from the odd one playing a musical instrument. Marijuana does not directly give them cancer or any extreme illness, but it does kill off creative braincells, despite what users may think. Some stoners have extreme short term memory and have selfish personality traits. A lot of stoners would pick pot over a lot more important things.
This is not a dig at stoners, this is what I have found out from my own personal research, at least 6 of my friends consider themselves as stoners, and this has been the basis for my definition.
by 0wn4g3_206 November 25, 2004
A person who consumes enough THC to adversely effect their thought process. The idea is that the fat-soluble THC builds up in the brain over time, causing certain neuroreceptors to become inhibited. The average stoner will have a short attention span and usualy behave apatheticaly towards any sort of physical effort. While not a threat normaly, and usualy relaxed people, stoners are a danger to themselves and others in any line of work where heavy machinery is involved.
Worker 1:"Holy hell how did that guy manage to crush his hand in a hydraulic press?"

Worker 2:"He's a stoner, what do you expect?"
by Philosophos April 29, 2006
A name given to a person like, well, me. Stoners are often claimed as being wretched violent people when the fact is we aren't. Marijuana is a relaxant, therefore we are just chilled and tend to be generally slower than most. And to those people who claim they are real stoners because they smoke 3-5 times a day...Bro, get a life. You aren't a stoner, you just don't go out much. And also to those who believe that weed isn't as bad as a cigarette or alcohol..WRONG! Cannabis contains more chems than about 11 cigs. Nothing wrong with it though. So, light up, sit back, enjoy.
Me: Hey man, what's up?
Buddy: Nothin', how's the growing going?
Me: Not good, Alex fucking forgot to give me some more seeds, he wants his ganj so bad, he needs to hand me the seeds, bro.
Buddy2: ....I forgot, you sordid bastard.
by Cannan April 28, 2004

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