one that is always under the influence of drugs and regularly uses them, usually marijuana

klendog: hello ari the fish have u smoked marijuana today
ari the fish: ye daniel i actually have and i am a stoner
yoav: yes daniel and ari you are both stoners now stop smoking
daniel and ari: Yoav, you are too
ari, daniel and yoav together: fineee, we are all stoenrs now lets go and smoke some more weed it will be fun
i always smoke weed therefore i am a stoner
by hashan June 19, 2007
Someone, mostly males from the ages of 13-19, who run around throwing rocks at people for no good reason. They throw stones, hence the term "stoner".
Benny: "Ya see that boy Jonny walking towards us?"

Me: "Yeah, what about him?"

Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."

Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*
by dabizz June 16, 2008
One who throws stones.Especially at kids who are ugly.
Guy1:Stupid people don't know the original definition of stoner
Guy2:Whats a stoner??
Guy1:*Throws stone at ugly dude*
Guy1:That
by A true stoner March 01, 2007
Name of a prolific inventor of military weaponry, Eugene Stoner. Most significantly, Stoner developed the AR-15 rifle while working at ArmaLite. ArmaLite, being an engineering and R&D facility, sold the design and manufacturing rights to Colt Firearms. Colt marketed the AR-15 to the U.S. military, which adopted it and reclassified it as the M-16 and its sub-variants. The Stoner-designed AR-15 platform has been the longest serving U.S. military rifle of all time and is a battle-proven design.
"Stoner: Slugs not Drugs."
by legbatom June 17, 2006
One who smokes marijuana and holds a generally carefree attitude toward life. Fun to hang out with or fuck occasionally, but do not expext them to get serious in a relationship.
I've been stressed lately, so I'm going to chill with some stoners tonight.
by kate November 22, 2004
n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.
As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.
by Soss Man April 02, 2008
A person who smokes exsesivly and loves the ganja....But you know...stoners are the best...
Yea i smoke so much....im a damn stoner
by Soriah December 13, 2003

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