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127.
One who smokes marijuana and holds a generally carefree attitude toward life. Fun to hang out with or fuck occasionally, but do not expext them to get serious in a relationship.
I've been stressed lately, so I'm going to chill with some stoners tonight.
by kate November 22, 2004
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128.
Someone, mostly males from the ages of 13-19, who run around throwing rocks at people for no good reason. They throw stones, hence the term "stoner".
Benny: "Ya see that boy Jonny walking towards us?"

Me: "Yeah, what about him?"

Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."

Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*
by dabizz June 16, 2008
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129.
n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.
As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.
by Soss Man April 02, 2008
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130.
A person who smokes exsesivly and loves the ganja....But you know...stoners are the best...
Yea i smoke so much....im a damn stoner
by Soriah December 13, 2003
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131.
smokin' pot and lovin' it yo...
erm...... not sure sorry
by a very stoned Lol June 03, 2005
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132.
a term for anyone who enjoys the effects of one or more drugs enough to repeat the use of that drug or drugs.
you cannot write any less vague definition for the millions of stoners in this world. Some are good, some are bad.
by honorstudent/stoner July 06, 2006
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133.
A person who gets "stoned" (high off cannabis) often. They're not always laid back and lazy as some people say they are.
I enjoy a spliff or a shotty every now and again but I'm not a stoner as such.
by Crook November 29, 2004
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