The stoner: smoking weed has made him forget about the important things in life and he wastes his time considering trivial self reflections of his condition.

The stoner wonders about useless truths such as: what is truth? He considers his own personal revelations to be of great significance to mankind - but they are all revelations that had been made before. Few cared at the time, and few care still.

The stoner often appreciates music, video games, film, art, poetry, food, history, religion, meditation, sleeping, and beautiful sunsets.

The stoner hates the Man because the Man made weed illegal.
Joe: Did you see Lucy? She has been staring at a flower for about twenty minutes.

Bob: What a stoner.
by morpheous prime August 01, 2011
A stoner is someone who smokes weed everyday. Smoking marijuana has become a part of that persons life, and is not viewed as a drug, but rather a "supplement" for enhancing that persons life on any way they choose. Personally I like to smoke the reefer and just enjoy life, and by being stoned, everything you do feels, sounds, and looks better. It is a way of life and having it labeled illegal will not stop a true stoner from doing what he/she loves the most.
Male 1 (not a stoner). "Dude this is so boring all we are doing is sitting here doing nothing!"

Male 2 (is a stoner). "Dude, I'm stoned..... :) "
by weedisallyouneed, mang. June 07, 2011
One who appreciates the magic of science, but not in the academic sense
Look at Jim watching Carl Sagan, he's such a stoner!
by angelhairpasta April 22, 2011
One of the most relaxed people you will ever meet. Tend to be very chill people
Guy 1: "Hey are you a stoner?"

Guy 2: "Uhh yea how could you tell"

Guy 1: "Your just so relaxed I could tell"
by Weed phalantrophist August 14, 2009
Stoner someone who smoke a lot of cannabis to open his mind. As a stoner i can say that you see everything from a different perspective when you're stoned. It's all natural, spiritual, positive vides. With my friends stoners each time we smoke we have different vibes, ideas and dreams. But we don't have a big sum of money or great power among society so we just can't make all of our dreams come true, dreams which would benefit the society from which we are rejected. Being a stoner is the best thing that ever happened in my life...
Friends: bla bla bla bla
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
by Samy Black September 22, 2015
Stoners are people who smoke cannabis products, such as 'weed' or 'hash'. Others typically will look down on them and categorize them as "scumbags", however, I know a few stoners and they're actually the best kind of people, in my opinion. They're very peaceful and friendly, they won't judge you, and they usually have great taste in music. They're the kind of people that you could find at a music festival, for instance.
by Magical Nymph March 08, 2014
In modern day, someone who smokes marijuana and is a burnout loser. In ancient time it were to be one who would build stone structures for the gods. Basically the whole world did drugs and that connected them to a higher energy, which was where "god" and religion came in. The people of the ancient world payed great attention to these energy lines and learned the patterns of it. They created stone structures aligning with these patterns to create sacred physical/astral allignments which they used for religious ceremonies.
(963AD) "yeah, there stoners"
(2011AD) "what a buncha stupid stoners"
by Cymatikps October 16, 2011
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