Someone to whom weed means more than just getting high, for them smoking weed is a lifestyle. Usually the difference between a stoner and someone who smokes weed is a stoner will still go out and do things with their life - Frank Kush
Ignorant Individual: "yo, look at that waste man pot head over there"
Slightly more intelligent individual: "Nah, they're a proper stoner man, i hear they just got a job and shit too, they smoking shitloads now"
by Frank Kush February 01, 2014
Someone who like to consume large amounts of cannabis, hashish and any variant of the Cannabaceae plants. Stoners often rather smoke 'weed' and use the medicinal plant for their recreational purposes than to exercise another hobby. Stoners are generally friendly people that do not force the act of smoking upon others. Stoners also often have an open mindset on life.
"She's a stoner!"
by xahdudex July 28, 2013
(n.)

1. A person who gets high alot.

2. A person who sells drugs that makes the buyers high.
Woh dude, that guy has fucktons of pot! He sure is a stoner!
by HJxJJ November 20, 2011
Someone who is capable of smoking a lot of marijuana in their life. They also tell the complete truth when they are high as fuck. Always believe them if they say they're "jizzing in their pants because this cereal is so good".
Stoner:I peed on your toothbrush cause I thought it was a little toilet

Stoner#2:I'm jizzing in my pants because this cereal is so good
by cerealissogood May 06, 2011
Everyone knows that the definition of stoner is a person who enjoys smoking marijuana, but beyond that, enjoys the marijuana culture (demographically speaking, they tend to be smokers who grow).

But there is a definition borrowed from a really old webster dictionary definition from the late 1500's... ok im just making that up, I just made up a definition, but should suit a definition mathematically.

these are the tools i measure with (its a medium sized jay)

Measured in days(d), joints (W).

Criteria:
If a the person smokes atleast two Ws a day for 28 consecutive days straight.
If a person smokes without prior planning or knowledge of smoke/smokes out with people they randomly meet on the street.
Has had a 14 day or more smoking trip or smoking binge with their friends where they have each smoked 10 or more Ws each day.

If the person fills two or more of those criteria, they are stoners- good for you :)
Yo Andreas!! Dude, that Stoner Kevin just met some random Stoner dude on the street who was wearing a clown hat just now and they went off to bake at the beach dude. I thought they were going to get into an argument or something but they just went to smoke up without us while we were on the 14 day smoking binge where we smoked atleast like 15 joints a day dude, dude we went from smoking like atleast 4 joints of some dope bud a day for 28 days...

If you talk like this- you just might be a Stoner.
Although if you don't talk like this, you could still be a Stoner- if you smoke that much consecutively and have such conversations.
by LegalizeItNow April 07, 2010
One who enjoys consuming cannabis either by most often smoking, ingestion, or vaporization.

A stoner can be male or female and any age, and any occupation. Everyone has a right to enjoy marijuana equally, which is why it grows freely.
I know plenty of good people who happen to be stoners. Many famous philosophers, scientists, and other great minds have smoked pot.
by withappens December 12, 2009
Stoner is a simple man/woman who smokes mostly cannabis but also may be intrested in salvia or other herbs and mother natures makings but simply put, a guy who just likes to smoke everyday and listen to music and videogames have a good time with his/her friends not caring so much about the goings in the world

But stoner must'nt be mixed with pothead because they are two clearly different things and... yea thats pretty much about it
(sry about the typing errors and such but if your reading this you must atleast a little high yourself)
guy 1:Hey look at that quiet guy over there i bet he even doesn't have any friends
guy 2:No i think he's just a stoner
by One chill guy December 07, 2009

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