you know your a stoner when you can make noodles without boiling it.
ramen noodles,you take a packege you open package pull out block of noodles apply seasoning packet equally spread on block of noodles flip it upside downm give it a pat on the back and crunch and munch baby yea yummy yum.....stoner...
by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009

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someone who smokes bud normaly. mushrooms are cool and mind opening, stoners only use the gifts motherearth put here for us. they are super chill, happy, hungry and content, and are against stupid shit like actual drugs, xtc, coke, the fucked up chemical shit that leads to addiction. they stick to the organics, are chill as hell and look to save the world from the capitalist, coroporate, fucked up money over the free your mind agenda....they are looked down on and mocked by jocks and assholes who think they are better then them.
lets smoke a bowl, turn on dark side of the moon...
"you guys are stoners."
ok...? is that a bad thing
by the endless enigma December 21, 2007

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Someone who enjoys smoking the herb. Always friendly, usually down with helping out others, always down with helping someone out for their first time. Sometimes a mooch, but if they smoked you out, then damn, its just right for you to buy them a bag of doritios and a coke!

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A POTHEAD... since potheads= brag too god damn much about how much weed they smoke; while with stoners, everybody just knows how much they smoked.
friends: Hey girl, I heard you just made a run...
Me: hell yeah man, lets go.
(30 minutes later)
Me: NEED DRINK NOW.... oh hey! look at the leaves DANCE!
friends: ahahahaha. you're such a fucking stoner.

NOT

pot head: dude! I just got a fat sack and I got it for only 10 bucks
me: let me see.
(shows)
me: dude, this is fucking schwag! ew.
pot head: uhhhh...what?
by smokethattumbleweed November 03, 2006

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A stoner is the kind of guy (me) who everyone knows is constantly wrecked but is so laid back and friendly that even the anti-drugs people can't help but love him. They are generally highly talented musicians and playstation wizards. Stoners don't force cannabis on people but are normally happy to have a smoke with anyone.
"I hate drugs, but that Mark, I know he's a stoner but he's such a nice lad."

"What? You're a stoner too? Lets go and skin up."
by User4 August 19, 2004

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Someone who smokes weed on a daily basis.
"Where'd Myles go?"
"He's outside smoking again."
"Gosh, he's such a stoner."
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Stoners are usually regular, productive members of society; Stoners have jobs, pay bills, can own cars,their own homes, even businesses. Stoners do everything normal, regular people do, except that Stoners also smoke weed. Potheads are those individuals that usually live in their parents basements or their mama's house, can't seem to get their shit together, and usually don't have much going on for themselves except smoking weed.
i.e., "The difference between you and me is that I get up every day, drive my car to my job, pay my rent and my bills, and I smoke weed: I am a Stoner! Whereas you don't work, don't want to work, you just want to smoke weed, borrow money and ride your bike to the store to buy munches: You are a Pothead.
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1. Slang for a pot smoker, someone who smokes marijuana or cannabis.
2. Someone who stones people to death for a living.
1.

Guy 1: Everyone always calls me a stoner, I've only smoked pot once.
Guy 2: Yeah, if by once you mean one hundred times.
2.
Condemned Criminal: Well yes I cheated on my wife but what is my punishment?
Official: You will be stoned.
Stoner: Come with me, I brought my favorite rocks.
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