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9.
getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.
Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner
by themacbleezy December 28, 2010
 
1.
an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
 
2.
when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner
last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!
by killachronic August 01, 2005
 
3.
when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner
mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class
by Jeff G. kjugiu October 26, 2010
 
4.
When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on
A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"
by Who gives a toss? April 01, 2010
 
5.
When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.
When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.
by Armondo Ootgah October 27, 2010
 
6.
an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.
Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."
by juggalettelex February 24, 2010
 
7.
a girl who prefer to bone stoners.
Lauren is such a stoner boner. She always bones the biggest stoners.
by zofoemeneg November 13, 2010