stonemonkey 

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.

Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

stonemonkey by Mysteriouslydelirious April 3, 2009

Stonemun 

ruler of the universe.

Don't disobey the The Stonermun.

Stonemun by safd December 6, 2003

stonedrunk

The condition of being stoned and drunk at the same time.

We drank some Green Dragon in our hotel room and went watersliding stonedrunk.

-or-

I had a mickey of Vodka and did some bong rips, it got me really stonedrunk.

stonedrunk by thanielusher May 10, 2006

stonedundrum

smoking entirely too much weed, to the point where one begins talking in circles and confuses oneself.

a stoner's conundrum.

lots of badasses that don't give a fuck are gay (channing tatum, vin diesel, leonard nimoy), then one says i don't give a fuck but then one is not gay. But one still doesn't give a fuck.........seems like a stonedundrum to me.

stonedundrum by irreteoj November 21, 2010

scenepunk 

A person who is both a scene kid and a punk (in the alternative community)

"Jonah? Yeah he's a scenepunk, that's why he dresses like that"

scenepunk by Alistar Jonah December 13, 2021

stonefucking 

The amazing sex you have while stoned!

Omg that was the best stonefucking ever

stonefucking by Baked2Night March 15, 2024

stonepond

where people go to get high, short for stoner pond

A: lets go to stonepond this weekend
B: fuck, not again

stonepond by ben33dover November 18, 2025