A commonly misused word. Many people mistake being stoned for taking sissy hits of poor quality herb
(usually mooched off someone else) and acting like an intolerable idiot
. Frequently, this type of person (referred to as a poser) will annoyingly attempt to exaggerate the stereotypical psychoactive effects of the drug. The poser
frequently pretends to be dazed or confused, purposely talks with a slur, laughs at things that aren’t funny, makes inane statements, and most offensive of all shamelessly exclaims something to the order of “Dude, I’m sooooo stooooned! I’m soooo cooool! Wooo hooo party!” The poser usually has no regard for accepted rules of smoking etiquette, and generally gives a bad reputation to those who appreciate smoking.
One who knows what it’s all about (referred to as a badass) enjoys being stoned for more introspective reasons. The badass
feels an increased understanding of his or her surroundings, gains insight into human nature, and has a heightened appreciation for fine music, art, aesthetics and ideas. Although the badass is more than happy to savor this state of mind alone, he or she also enjoys partaking in interesting conversation about the aforementioned insights with other likeminded individuals. The badass observes accepted rules of proper smoking etiquette, including his or her right to exclude posers from a session. Contrary to popular belief, this type of person can be successful, well educated, and can hold esteemed jobs or positions in the community.
"Dude I'm sooooo stoned right now! HAHAHAHA!"
"No you're not, you're an idiot, get the fuck out of my house"
A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."
The ultimate state of mind.
Scooby Doo is an awesome show when you're stoned.
To be under the influence of marijuana
. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies
, and unexplained laughter.
I was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.
the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips.
all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.
3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA"
4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.....
..OH FUCK THAT HURT"
a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a fucking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning...
See the movie Blow w/ Johnny Depp.
when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like it's being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word STONED) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.
I'm stoned. go away
I've never actually been stoned before. I've been very very high but never been ACTUALLY stoned.
wow. no one here besides me knows what "stoned" actually means do they?
The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.
I'm fine stoned.