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stoxbridge

This term is used to collectively refer to the University of Oxford, the University of Cambridge & St Andrews University, the three most prestigious universities in the United Kingdom.
Admissions to Stoxbridge is extremely competitive.
Christ not another one of these wankers from Stoxbridge.
stoxbridge by Steve-O in Sydney January 20, 2023

Stourbridge platoon’d 

To steal something after a camp
I Stourbridge platoon’d that cam cream

Old swinford in Stourbridge 

fuck me I mean where do I start, I can’t lie i hear “what’s that in your pocket” more than the shitty maths equations mr nartey who no one knows what fuck he’s saying tryna waffle in ya face 24/7 (sound g tho). Imagine dis ye I pay 36k to stay at this ‘posh school’ when I get in, In the mornings, guess what, mans stuck outside for fucking 25 mins In the freezing cold cuz I ain’t got a fucking key card which their tryna scam their way into making me pay 15 fucking quid for another one, drug game here is shit as no one has experience like I could moretime buy a Z of dust off some next crackhead younger for a fiver and still get licked within 5 seconds of approaching the shit. Biggest bollocks is that these man care more about fucking catching kids with their ‘vape devices’ than getting me my fucking GCSEs. Ain’t done yet so don’t click off, shout out to my guy Mr Kerr he’s a fucking legend. Mr slaphead Perry thinks he’s the shit when one slap on the head would course a fucking earthquake enough to wipe out the wannabe gangsters in the school. Mr coalter or however the fuck u spell it’s name cares more about your fucking creps than ya fucking life, man pays 36k for me to be sitting in the dining hall eating with two fucking spoons cuz they ain’t got no fucking cutlery to give us and slap a bit on the side call that an osh special. But ye fuck me it’s never to late to leave this mockery.
Boy 1: what’s old swinford in Stourbridge

Boy 2: ‘jumps off a bridge’

Stone Bridge 

Stone Bridge High School is probably the only good school to go to. They will freakin destroy you in football. Beat your ass all over the field in soccer. And pretty much any other sport they have there. Plus Academics wise they are one of the smartest schools in the country. Screw all the other schools around here like County, and Broad Run who think they are the best...and Briar Woods who shouldn't even be counted as a school. Stone Bridge is where its at. End of story
BRunSpartan: Duuuuude my school is soooo good at sports we will crush anyone we play

Bulldogbro: ...Stone Bridge?

BRun Spartan: Shit nvm. you win.
Stone Bridge by ascbroski August 22, 2010

Ollie stanbridge 

A boy from Chatteris who fingers girls whitest they sleep he has had at least 2 victims and is now depressed and what we like to call a nounce
For Halloween I’m dressing up as Ollie stanbridge.

Stone Bridge High School 

Pretty much the greatest school in all of the world. Everyone is always putting it down, but that's just because they are haters. The social life is awesome, and you can always find a friend there. The sports department is amazing- there is almost never a year when at least one team didn't win some sort of title, and football and soccer are almost always nationally ranked. Just because it is located in "Cashburn" doesn't mean that everyone is rich. While there are some "Brady Bunch Clones", everyone is pretty chill and easy to get along with.
You go to Stone Bridge High School? Dude, you rock