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derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.
Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!

Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.
by Pnon2 September 26, 2009

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