The Curb Stomp maneuver made famous by the film American History X has it's origins in the city of Philadelphia. Known as the "Kensington Mouthwash" it has become the favorite means of dispatching ones foe in the predominantly ghetto neighborhood of Kensington. The Kenzo maneuver has been adopted by the city as a whole, mostly as a joke which shows you what kind of people they really are.
The Kensington Mouthwash requires you to somehow get your opponent onto the ground. Then you force them to open their mouth and bite down on the curb. From there, you apply the proper amount of force onto the back of their head in order to kill the person, preferably with a swift an decisive stomp or kick.
Timmy, get your fucking hands off my cheesesteak or I'm going to take you outside and give you a Kensington Mouthwash.
A large monster, that is formed when millions of small blobs called "nulls" join together. Then "nullzilla" is created.
NullZilla stomp thru the city. Watch as everybody runs in terror.
The epitome of the American male. Cort(s) generally make their path through history and are easily noticed by the number of "mud holes" stomped in people's buttock area. Cort originated in the fall of 2002. Named after a badass Ranger from the City of Bastok. He continues to stomp mud holes every chance he gets.
See the Cort, feel the shine.
Dr Taste is not person.
It is an idea,
It is royalty,
It is a bum.
Dr taste is a way of life
Dr Taste is state of mind
It is a soul,
Dr Taste can not be discribed by the closed minded
Dr Taste is the true form of happiness
it is Jesus
it is Stalin
Dr Taste will not stop it's crusade
Dr Taste will stand for the truth
and stomp on the lies
Dr Taste is everything you ever dreamed of and more.
Dr Taste is your consciousness and subconsciousness
Dr Taste is your city
Person A: dude my parents died.
Person B: Dr Taste.
Person A: Your right they are in a better place.
|19.||Miss Tubby Tubby|
Main Entry: Miss Tubby Tubbymore...
:A beast of an African American woman usually found in rundown sections of any city (AKA "The Ghetto").
TEETH: A Tubby has large gap between the two front teeth large enough to guage bricks.
LEGS AND FEET: Covered by stretch marks, Tubby legs are rife with cellulite around the hip and thigh area. The kankles are covered with Varicose veins, and the feet look white and powdery. The toe nails are yellowed and heavily infected with fungus.
SENSES:A Tubby is very adept at sensing who has money, and who is willing to mate. It has been rumored that during ovulation, a Tubby can sniff out a hoggin' male at over a mile.
SOCIAL BEHAVIOR:Tubbies are personable, but have been known to stomp Pimp skiny crack heads to death.
ATTIRE:4" fuck me heels, loud shirt, spandex shorts, and splash glitter on the face. The makeup used on the face is the spitting image of Mimi Bobeck.
REPRODUCTION:A Tubby will mate with any male large enough to throw her about in the bedroom, and any man small enough that she is able to strong arm.
HUNTING:May be legally taken, but it's strictly on a catch and release basis.
EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT:Since they will readily mate with anything, they have begun to spread into the suburbs. Serious attempts have been made via The Welfare Office to spay them. However, this has been met with strong Congressional opposition.
The Country Version:
when a huntin', fishin', snuff dippin' man's man suddenly goes all dramatic and whiny. usually in protest of something his wife or his mama says, (or both, if he and his woman are livin' at his mama's)
The City Version:
It's the look that he gets when he discovers a door ding on his Porsche.
-his shoulders sink
-he sighs heavily
-he gets moody (he may even stomp his foot a time or two)
-he gets whiny
"Hey honey, you sure are lookin' fine in those drawstring sweats and that Xtra Large T Shirt."
"Are you frickin' kiddin' me? Keep your hands offa me! It's 100 degrees outside and it's hotter than a crotch in this double wide. Tonight ain't our night."
Him: "Hoonneeyy... cummon. It's been soooo long and I'm hoorrnneeyy."
Her: "Aaah hell, don't get all DRAMANTIC on me. We can do it another time."