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1. c-sect
The splicing of a sisters stomach with a cutco knife in an emergency delivery.
I had to c-sect my sisters stomach when baby Savannah couldn't be cooked any longer.
2. Mushroom mid-section
AKA muffin top when a girl has very fat stomach sides usuallly with the fat hanging off each side,resembling the top cap of a mushroom..or muffin
guy 1: ew look her mushroom mid-section

guy 2: thats gross man. i'd never tap that like i tapped your mom
3. spare tire
The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....
"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."
4. Mom Belly
n. The uncontrollable swelling mid-section of aging mothers. The legs usually remain in the same proportion to the mother's teenage figure, just the stomach seems to expand. Most commonly seen in women thirty and older.
Besides the mom belly, your mother is pretty smokin'.
5. womb with a view
The pussy of a woman who has given birth by C-section and has the scars to prove it.
Dude, I fucked this hot MILF yesterday and it turned out she had a womb with a view. That bitch's stomach had more lines on it than a road map of Los Angeles.
6. puddle jumper
When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.
Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.

Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL

Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.
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