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29.
must be used by all pro surfers when describing how pumped they are after a win
oh...im just so stoked!
by em April 23, 2003
 
30.
Synonym for excited.
usually used by white guys. usually preps or surfers. this word should be banned.
I'm totally stoked for this saturday! but make sure i'm home by curfew!
by Tanya October 30, 2004
 
31.
all hot n bothered, like being in side the big chimeys of stoke on trent, how it was in the old days you know staffordshire pottery, theres some aweful pictures of the chimneys taken by william blake, it looks like hell its self. its an old english saying probably last used by black country folk before it died out, its still a popular saying in australia. in staffordshire today they use the word "yampy" more, because now the words been branded into australian culture as an australian word
why a yo all runnin around hot headed
yeah, well "i'm totally stoked"
by paul hinton April 24, 2006
 
32.
Fucked in one way or another (EG. Knackered, Pissed Up, Hungover etc)
Mans was well stoked last night
by Josh Wheatley September 21, 2006
 
33.
One of the absolute gayest and most annoying words to trek its way into everyday English language.

This word is most frequently used by Caucasian GodCore christian teens and/or church leaders who try to fit in with normal people in their age group who are much "cooler" than they are.

Users of this word often have atleast TWO of the following traits:
1. They tote tighty whiteys.
2. They tote modern version Bibles.
3. They attend church more than 3 times in a week.
4. They have a higher-than-usual pitched voice.
5. They hate it when you cuss around them.
Tommy: "Hi guys. Are you as stoked as I am for the wood carving contest?"
All: "Aye Aye Captain, were so totally stoked!

If I hear one more person say stoked, i swear I'll blow their fucking brains out!

I hate the God Squad because they are always bragging about how "stoked" they are.
by Nick A. December 29, 2004