In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.
..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009
by Zannie May 13, 2004
The reason that we ALL fail Chemistry......
A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"
A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"
What the hell is stoichiometry
by DARKSHOCK June 3, 2010
sexual action/sexual adventure, involving one partaker to dress up in a goblin costume while being suspended in mid-air by cables, and the other to dress up in a garden gnome costume and hide in the closet. Some variations involve warm apple pie or sleepy cake. Also peanut butter is mandatory with the exception of Jiffy's. Jam is optional depending on how freaky you are. Related topics: Upside-Down Reverse Cowgirl Wheelbarrow Swingset Toboggan.
by Dean of M.I.T. April 22, 2007
In a consensual situation, it states that the partner with the least amount of sexual desire will determine how far the act will proceed.
Craig: Yeah, I wanted to bang Mina last night, but she wouldn't have any of it.
Mark: Damn, sexual stoichiometry strikes again.
Mark: Damn, sexual stoichiometry strikes again.
by admiralhotcakes November 15, 2010