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2. stock douche
May 10, 2010 Urban Word of the Day
The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.
Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.
1. stock douche
A term used by trust fund turds.
TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?

Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*
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