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Where tons of people around the world go to see some fun. There are 3 types of stock car racing.

== STOCK CAR RACING AT YOUR LOCAL TRACK ==
-Where you see people that you know since you were 6 or 7.
-Where you were racing at that track when you were 18.
-Where you have 15-year-old autographs from drivers that still race there.
-Where you know so much about the track, you know where that car flipped over at your first race.

== STOCK CAR RACING AT A NASCAR RACE ==
-Where you meet all the purdy rednecks at the track.
-Where you're so excited that you're in the presence of 43 famous racing drivers.
-Where you usually talk to the people beside you rather than watching the race.

== STOCK CAR RACING AT A TRACK YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE ==
-Where you meet these freaky people you've never knew before.
-Where you get to see new divisions of cars which are usually crappy.
-Where the racing action is totally different that what you'ce seen.
Billybob: Hey Cletus, you wanna go to Kansas Motor Speedway?

Cletus: Gaw dang, I've never been there before.

Billybob: The racin's really fun, bud!

Cletus: Wel gaw-ly, lets get ready to go to watch some Stock Car Racing!
by Charles Manson Is Dead. June 27, 2013
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