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Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
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Buzz Stopes 

Legendary meme creator and comedian of the highest caliber, particularly good at satire and subverting expectations.
That joke was Buzz Stopes clever, and is sure to piss off ignorant plebs.
Buzz Stopes by Real_Wolfman_Dan January 19, 2022
n. a goofball. also, someone who fucks up alot. an idiot
sometimes don can be a total stoobes, i hate him
stoobes by ben November 17, 2003
The SMOKE-ROBES which are Lord Voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

Robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.
Ron "Ahhhh its YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!"
Harry " Yeh but check out his new smobes!"
smobes by Danielle Luxton September 2, 2009

snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing
Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."
snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

The Rolling Stones 

A rock 'n' roll band who have been around since 1962. The majority of 'Stones songs are quite simple but you just can't resist dancing to them. In terms of commercial success, they are 2nd to lThe Beatles]. The Stones have produced such classics as Jumpin' Jack Flash, Sympathy For The Devil, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Start Me Up, Rocks Off, Brown Sugar and so many more. Whilst a few people say that musically they are not as talented as some other bands from around that time, there is no denying the Stones can really rock. They will probably last forever, as I am currently writing this, they are on tour.
Person 1: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Person 2: No
Person 1 has left the chat