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A five second or longer fart that sounds like sizzling bacon and burns your asshole and nosehairs when perpetrating such fart.
I cut a long one in bed this morning and it burned my starfish and it woke up my wife. She said to me "I thought I heard bacon cooking and its only your stinkin' stitzzler burning my nose!! You better go wipe, fucker!!"
by Dakeboy 59 October 24, 2011
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