(stirfry day)
First used on the tv show Archer, stir friday is when a couple plans a friday to make stirfry together. These strange events dont make much sense to normal, actually fun people, but if you were to ask the couple why they do this they would most likely reply "Because we like to have fun together and try new things." The real reason these events exist is to make boring people feel like they have accomplished something exciting and to distract from how truly gay they are.

A man who is able to move his penis in a circular motion while inside a woman's vagina. It is only possible to "stir the stew" if the woman has been with far to many men, which leads to extreme stretching of the vaginal canal.

1. A small high school in Long Island, New York, abbreviated as JGHS or Elwood.
2. Usually throws the best parties compared to Commack and other districts.
3. Where rumors spread to everybody in hours.
4. The cafeteria has a gradient of social classes.
5. The freshman hallway always smells like smoke and weed.
6. At least one bomb threat from the middle school every month.
7. You go to Marino if you need a late pass.
8. You wish you could move far, far away.
9. You always find out that one person who was sending you shit on Formspring.
10. Gum is the new currency and BBM is your means of communication.
11. Everyone knows your name, not your story.
12. You know one random fact about almost everyone in the building.
13. You enjoy pissing Mr. Rose off at one point in your life.
14. You anticipate Freshman Friday every year even though you know what it's all about.
15. You avoid the student lot when it rains at all costs.

The unexpected act of breaking up with a chick moments before she has the opportunity to do it to you. This will result in completely changing her plans for the conversation (the key to winning any argument with a female). The frustration and confusion that runs across her face will stir feeling within you that are better than the unsatisfying sex you have been putting up with for the last couple of months. It will also create an unexplainable longing in the female to get back together. This is most often simply so she can then dump you on her own terms.

The unexpected act of breaking up with a chick/dude moments before she/he has the opportunity to do it to you. This will result in completely changing her/his plans for the conversation (the key to winning any argument with a female). The frustration and confusion that runs across her/his face will stir feeling within you that are better than the unsatisfying sex you have been putting up with for the last couple of months. It will also create an unexplainable longing in the female/male to get back together. This is most often simply so she can then dump you on her/his own terms

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.